Sunday, June 20, 2004

I just want to go on record and express my extreme dislike for the office-sneak-up-behind-you-and-massage-you guy. You know who I mean. Every office has him. It's the guy who has no respect whatsoever for your personal space. He just creeps up from behind and starts massaging your neck. His uncomfortable advances are usually paired with a request for some help doing his job so perhaps the massage is some kind of awkward attempt at persuasion. I wonder if these people realize that it actually repels instead of persuades. Anyway... next week i'll talk about the guy who starts a conversation at the urinal.


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